August 2012
33 posts
When im on my period.
Me: You're annoying me.
Me: Go away.
Me: Leave me alone you're making me suicidal.
Me: Im gonna kick the shit out of you.
Me: No uterus, no opinion.
Me: FUCK THE WORLD.
Me: Why was I even born?
Me: This is practically abuse.
Me: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?
Me: I've never seen so much blood in my whole life.
Me: Im surprised I haven't died from severe blood loss.
Me: You touch me and I won't be responsible for my actions.
Me: FUCK YOU.
Me: Whatever I hate you anyway.
Me: I have never wanted chocolate so much in my entire life.
Me: I feel like im starving to death, where's the food?
Pillow Fights
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
Expectation:
Reality:
friend: ever wonder what the person youre going to marry is doing right n-
me: theyre on tour
me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
tumblr: we're sorry
me: ok
a haiku about making Tea
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
SAMMY ITS YOU AND YOUR TEA!
Naming your door Nathan because it's the closest...
Calling yourself 'Detention' because Nathan Sykes...
notthelemons:
sounds wrong but you gotta listen to the song “invincable”….youll get it
Nathan: Oh gosh, Siva and Jay. The lovely couple.
Jay: I wanna go to bed.
Siva: This isn't look... like... what it... uh...
Nathan: You look like a conjoined snail.
Jay: That's a real thing. Do we look really bad and tired? Cus that's what we are. Siva, are you tweeting already?
Siva:
Jay: Hm?
Siva: No... Yes.
Jay: I don't wanna go to schooool.
Nathan: How are you feeling?
Siva: I- we had- well I had butterflies last night. But now I'm just stoned. I don't know-
Jay:
Nathan:
Jay:
Nathan:
Tom:
Max:
TW Fanmily:
The World:
Jay: ... Stoned?
Nathan: You're what?
Siva: Stunned. It's my accent.
Jay: Stunned.
Nathan: OH, STUNNED. NOT STONED.
July 2012
10 posts
Weekend-The wanted →
Listen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s →
i’ve got a jar of dirt!!!!!!
June 2012
2 posts
Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
Gale: Hey, what up girl?
Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
Gale: Let's go!
Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh
May 2012
33 posts
