The Wanted #twlover
slice the mother fucker

slice the mother fucker

When im on my period.
Me: You're annoying me.
Me: Go away.
Me: Leave me alone you're making me suicidal.
Me: Im gonna kick the shit out of you.
Me: No uterus, no opinion.
Me: FUCK THE WORLD.
Me: Why was I even born?
Me: This is practically abuse.
Me: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE?
Me: I've never seen so much blood in my whole life.
Me: Im surprised I haven't died from severe blood loss.
Me: You touch me and I won't be responsible for my actions.
Me: FUCK YOU.
Me: Whatever I hate you anyway.
Me: I have never wanted chocolate so much in my entire life.
Me: I feel like im starving to death, where's the food?
Pillow Fights

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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bitch i want my crayon

bitch i want my crayon

friend: ever wonder what the person youre going to marry is doing right n-
me: theyre on tour
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